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August 3rd, 2009
09:39 pm - G.I. Joe: Career Choices Title: Career Choices Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: If he's going to actually ask questions about her life as a model, she's actually going to answer him... but no promises on anyone liking the answers! (BH/CG) Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: This story is ALSO entirely the fault of the lovely Author376 on FF.net... yep, she's definitely feeding my silly-muse.
( Career Choices )
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July 31st, 2009
12:26 am - G.I. Joe: The Art of Dating Title: The Art of Dating, ~omake~ Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: Please, by all means, read "The Art of Dating" before reading this... otherwise, this will make even less sense than it will otherwise... Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: For those of you unfamiliar with the term,aAn ‘omake’ is an ‘extra,’ or a bonus. Or an outtake. This is not necessarily supposed to actually be part of the story… it’s just silliness. I used to write a lot of these for Prince of Tennis, and I’ve discovered I kind of miss them…
( The Art of Dating, ~omake~ )
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12:25 am - G.I. Joe: The Art of Dating Title: The Art of Dating Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: There are some mistakes a man is never, ever supposed to make with his girlfriend. But, well, Snake-Eyes is only human... (SE/S) Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: This story is entirely the fault of the lovely Author376 on FF.net...
( The Art of Dating )
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12:13 am - G.I. Joe: Dokyou (Courage) Title: Dokyou (Courage) Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: He's never known just how to ask for what he wants. (SE/S) Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: ...I've been asked to continue this story already, several times... but I likely won't, so I apologize in advance, okay...?
( Dokyou (Courage) )
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12:07 am - G.I. Joe: Cabbages and Kings #5: Arctic Title: Arctic Series: Cabbages and Kings #5 (BH/CG) Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: Two words: hypothermia protocol. Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: Yes, I KNOW just how bad the tropes in this are... forgive me?
( C&K #5: Arctic )
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July 13th, 2009
08:12 pm - G.I. Joe: Cabbages and Kings #4: Title: Anastomosis Series: Cabbages and Kings #4 (BH/CG) Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: Some people regress. Some people... don't. And sometimes it takes a little anesthesia for people to say what they really mean... Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: Otherwise known as 'when fanfiction meets my everyday life...'
( C&K #4: Anastomosis )
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July 12th, 2009
09:23 am - G.I. Joe: Isotonic Title: Isotonic Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: Where does everyone go for the best gossip? Some companies have a water cooler. The Joes have... a gym. Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: If we're defined by our casual moments, I really wonder what this says about this bunch...
( Isotonic )
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09:11 am - G.I. Joe: Midazolam Title: Midazolam Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: NC-17 Summary: There are some memories that are painful. There are some that are priceless. There are some that are both. SE/S Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: This is for... well, you know who you are, and you know why. -laugh-
( Midazolam )
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08:26 am - G.I. Joe: Okaeri! (Welcome Home!) Title: Okaeri! (Welcome Home!) Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: There's nothing like coming home again... especially if it involves schoolgirls. Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: This is silly, completely crack. I make plenty of apologies to Japanese culture for massive misappropriation, and Storm Shadow's grumpiness.
( Okaeri! (Welcome Home!) )
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08:23 am - G.I. Joe: Comme des Garçons Title: Comme des Garçons Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: Being a Joe isn't all olive drab and BDUs... and there are days when dress just HAS to be your strongest suit. SE/S Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: Scarlett’s outfit and the inspiration for this story are featured prominently in the Cabal storyline of ARAH, #16-19. I couldn’t help but think, “Huh, Snake and Scarlett are awfully demonstrative this time around!” One possible thought as to why. ^_~ I’d recommend taking a look at the comics, if you can: she, Paige, and Daina look absolutely stunning in their eveningwear, and this is one of those cases where a picture is worth much more than my three thousand-plus words. ^_~.
( Comme des Garçons )
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08:19 am - G.I. Joe: Audition Title: Audition Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: You know what they say about first impressions...? Beach Head's first day as drill instructor. Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: -laugh- I don't have the faintest idea where this story came from, but darn, I had fun writing it... Beach Head has such a caustic mind. -laugh-
( Audition )
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08:15 am - G.I. Joe: Niritsu (Antinomy) Title: Niritsu (Antinomy) Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: R Summary: He’s never been good at compromise—maybe that was why they couldn’t last. But there are times when it’s so hard to be just her friend. BH/CG Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: This was one of those stories that started with a single line—and it was a single line that I woke up thinking about. I wrote that line down, looked at it… and the rest of the story poured out. Isn’t that odd? Wonder if my dreams are trying to tell me something.
( Niritsu (Antinomy) )
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June 16th, 2009
10:22 am - G.I. Joe: Yuusei (Vocal) Title: Yuusei (Vocal) Series: Stand-Alone (SE/S) Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: He's used to being mute. Mostly, anyway. Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: This is a story I wrote awhile ago; for some reason, I just can't get it tweaked to my heart's content. I'm hoping that if I post it, it'll stop bothering me to fix it...
( Yuusei (Vocal) )
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10:19 am - G.I Joe: Ink Title: Ink Series: Stand-Alone Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: Shipwreck, Clutch, Stalker and Snake-Eyes talk tattoos. Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: A silly gen-fic... if you're looking for emotional involvement or lush description here, you're looking in the wrong place!
( Ink )
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June 15th, 2009
08:28 pm - G.I. Joe: Cabbages and Kings #3: Acidic Title: Acidic Series: Cabbages and Kings #3 (BH/CG) Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: Hey, everyone's got to have an off-day sometime... Disclaimer: Holy cow, I definitely don't own them... these days, they own ME! Notes: I don't believe it. These two are STILL demanding more of these insane dialogues...!
( C&K #3: Acidic )
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June 7th, 2009
11:23 am - G. I. Joe: Cabbages and Kings #2: Amplitude Title: Amplitude Series: Cabbages and Kings #2 (BH/CG) Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: PG-13 Summary: Why would anyone want to dance with the grumpiest Joe at the party? Disclaimer: -smirk- No, STILL not mine. Notes: -chuckle- I can't believe that silly little driving drabble actually spawned a new idea... and, man, in such an incredibly cliche setting, too! I should be ashamed of myself. But I had a ton of fun writing it, and I hope that you enjoy it as much as I did!
( C&K #2: Amplitude )
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11:18 am - G.I. Joe: Serenade #1: Adagio Title: Adagio Series: Serenade #1 Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: R Summary: After the reinstatement of G.I. Joe, Scarlett finds herself in bed with an old friend... Disclaimer: -smirk- No, STILL not mine. Notes: So… this, too was supposed to go into the drabble box, but I think we already understand just how bad I am at that. Oh, well. Some lovely warm semi-smut is always worth writing, I guess...
( Serenade #1: Adagio )
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11:01 am - G.I. Joe: Cabbages and Kings #1: Acceleration Title: Acceleration Series: Cabbages and Kings #1 Fandom: G.I. Joe Rated: R Summary: Everyone's got a first-time story, but some people have got more interesting ones than others... Disclaimer: -smirk- No, not mine. Notes: And this is the first in the Cabbages and Kings "series," I guess you could call it. Beach Head and Cover Girl converse. Or fight. Or... whatever. It was originally intended as a silly one-shot, but considering that it's already spawned two follow-up stories, I guess it hardly counts as a one-shot anymore...
( C&K #1: Acceleration )
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10:50 am - G.I. Joe: Yuuzai (Culpability) Title: Yuuzai (Culpability) Summary: Sometimes, guilt is more complex than just taking the blame... (SE/Scarlett) Fandom: G.I. Joe Rating: PG Notes: Yes, I am actually incapable of writing anything under a thousand words... Disclaimer: The Joes are, by the way, still not mine. And yes, actually, the next drabble ISN'T SE/Scarlett. Shocking, I know.
( Yuuzai (Culpability) )
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May 17th, 2009
04:44 pm - G.I. Joe: Chousa (Inquiry) Title: Chousa (Inquiry) Summary: Scarlett's used to impertinent questions, but some of them take the cake... (SE/Scarlett) Fandom: G. I. Joe Rating: PG Disclaimer: Yeah, not mine, but I'd keep them if I could? Notes: This was going to be a drabble. It really, really was. But I don't think most drabbles break a thousand words...
( Chousa (Inquiry) )
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